dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I think I sprained my soul last night
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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