jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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