he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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