When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I need to align my fucking chakras
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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