He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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