i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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