OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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