Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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