with your own penis?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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