Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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