can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i believe in u and ur pee
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