The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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