i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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