On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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