Pregnant stripper...not hot.
wanna go halves on a baby?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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