thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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