2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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