Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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