But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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