Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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