woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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