I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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