I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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