she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Can you bring me the toilet please
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
