Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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