I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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