Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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