Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My life is pants optional.
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