THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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