Little spoons don't ask big questions
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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