No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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