is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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