Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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