Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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