the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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