i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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