problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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