he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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