i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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