margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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