Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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