Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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