I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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