is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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