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My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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