I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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