Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
where are you?
Hypothermia
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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