Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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