maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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