I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
...so i touched it.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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