And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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