sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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