ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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