Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Everyone says I win the strip club
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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