Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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