Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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