Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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